Saturday, January 9, 2010

Confessions of a S.A.H. (sexy and hot... NOT) Mommy

I am a FIRM believer in laughter is the best medicine and that if you can't laugh at yourself, than you can't laugh at anyone else. So let's give everyone a good story to laugh at!

Last Thursday, I had an appointment to visit my waxer, Olga, at the spa I go to. She is a wonderful woman, in fact most of my friends visit her as well! When you go for a bikini wax, they give you these little tissue paper-like bottoms that resemble a pair of underwear. These are required so as not to mess up the ones you wore there. After having a relaxing visit, I proceeded to get dressed. I normally throw the fake undies in the trash right away, but I was trying to get all of the many layers of clothes back on in order to leave. So I got distracted and didn't think much about them. I left and went to my dear friend, Julie's house to retrieve my kids. I briefly thought about running to the store, but changed my mind. (This was a blessing!) I get out of my car once inside my garage and turned around to get Allie out of the car. That's when I noticed it! Just below my left pant leg on the outside of my shoe, was something white. At first I thought it was some paper or trash stuck to the bottom of my shoe. But as I was bending down to remove it, I notice it was around my ankle. Yes, fellow waxers! I hadn't taken the paper diaper all the way off when I got dressed. Therefore, I was proudly/ignorantly parading around for everyone to see them. I quickly pulled it over my shoe and threw it away. I promptly called Julie to see if she noticed... which she hadn't.

MORAL: Multi-taskers can't do everything at once, but it sure makes for a few good stories when they try!


george said...

It could have been toilet could have been a diaper...oh so many things and is so easy to laugh at ones faux pas.....thanks for sharing a little "sunshine" in this frozen tundra is much appreciated! LOL!

Julie said...

tee hee

Mindi said...

I love it!!! thanks for sharing! I also adore the pictures of Ali dancing- so cute!